Hi,
Liking the site and very much hope it succeeds .Its a great idea . Wish I’d thought of it !
I’m a single non smoking petless ,bookish ,womanless ,respectful male who thinks landlords are often unfairly maligned .But I promise not to do that ever again.
Yet I’m in danger of being homeless in a week or two as the family I’m living with (who would no doubt give me an excellent reference as I’ve promised their 4 year old a giant dolls house for her upcoming 5th birthday if they do, and there’ll be hell to pay if she doesn’t get it judging by her reaction when I hid her marbles one time) are about to have another baby ! They didn’t tell me they were going to have children when I agreed to be their long term tenant years ago I might add. One minute I’ve got the flat to myself all day and part of the evening as they are Eastern Europeans and were therefore working all the time -it really is true !- and the next I’m being woken up at three in the morning by a noise the like of which I’d literally never experienced before . My God.
Fortunately I won’t be on the streets, I will be in bed and breakfast but it looks like I may well have to move to the North of England in order not to spend too much per week and I’m told they’re overly friendly and sometimes even talk to you on public transport !
My problem is I dont have a job.
I’m essentially semi retired. I’m in my 50s and used to be a tube driver. (I was always late for school.)
Unfortunately my mother died of Alzheimer’s and so her house was sold to pay for her care not that I minded not inheriting a house as the next thing you know I’d be buying curtains ,gardening and watching home improvement programmes unironically.
However I did still inherit a six figure sum and feel incredibly lucky to have done so when so many are so poor and desperate that they are forced to work in jobs where they have to deal with the public and because I basically live frugally and don’t trust anyone I still have a 6 figure sum.
Yet landlords seem to treat people in my situation as if they were claiming benefits ,Chelsea fans or ,even worse, working class English,yet I last claimed benefits when I was caring for my mother in 2004 and am a Spurs fan. I am however working class English admittedly but I definitely didn’t vote for brexit !! I never vote . But even if I did I know what side my bread is buttered and anyway I may be in my 50s but I read books on subjects other than the Second World War. Also Ive recently switched my online grocer from Tesco to Ocado and have purchased a copy of How Clean is My House.
My problem is after 4 years of living with one child Im really really desperate to be living on my own before the baby arrives but as soon as I say I dont have a job landlords react as if I’ve said I’m a Labour voter . (I’m not .I really do never vote. Plus I have O level Economics)
And then I saw your site and wondered if perhaps I could pay a large amount of rent in advance or something or at least explain my predicament and hope someone can help me. (Ideally someone who’s heard of John Pratt.)
If in fact I can find a house (as I’d love a garden) to rent I would be as happy as if I owned it . I’m really not exaggerating . Heck ,I would be happy in a tent to be honest as long there were no 4 year old children within screaming distance.
So do I have a chance of renting somewhere in the South but not London obviously as you’d be mad to pay those rents for the privilege of living in the new crime capital of Western Europe.
And if so how many months in advance would I need to pay ?
And who would I actually pay it to?
Or will I have to live in bed and breakfast after all ? If so can anyone recommend one thst doesnt accept children ?
Oh! I nearly forgot ! Back in January the flat next to me became available and I went and asked the owner if I could rent it . And I obviously didn’t get it . As soon as I saw the violin that was tastefully on display and heard the Scottish accent I knew I wouldn’t but I could hardly say so so I went through the motions . Until I was asked for references when I’m ashamed to say my tea went down the wrong way and I spilled some on their carpet ! I had laughed !
So I have a question for landlords. What is it you’re expecting my references to say ? Because I’d been living next door to the owner of thst flat for 6 years and he didn’t even know !
How can any reference top that?
Many Thanks
Tony